{"id":652,"date":"2014-04-01T07:50:58","date_gmt":"2014-04-01T15:50:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.romanticgeekgirl.com\/dani\/?p=652"},"modified":"2014-04-01T07:50:58","modified_gmt":"2014-04-01T15:50:58","slug":"sob-why-cant-you-be-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.romanticgeekgirl.com\/dani\/?p=652","title":{"rendered":"*SOB* Why can&#8217;t you be real?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alternately titled &#8211; Why I hate April Fool&#8217;s. Full of awesome stuff you just can&#8217;t buy.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.romanticgeekgirl.com\/dani\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/1ba2_rosetta_stone_for_klingon.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-653\" alt=\"1ba2_rosetta_stone_for_klingon\" src=\"https:\/\/www.romanticgeekgirl.com\/dani\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/1ba2_rosetta_stone_for_klingon.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.romanticgeekgirl.com\/dani\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/1ba2_rosetta_stone_for_klingon.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.romanticgeekgirl.com\/dani\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/1ba2_rosetta_stone_for_klingon-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>For the original post, head over to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/product\/1ba2\/?cpg=pi\" target=\"_blank\">ThinkGeek<\/a>\u00a0&#8211; and since you&#8217;re over there anyway, buy lots of stuff. They got some nifty things on that site <em>*looks side-eye at my credit card statement*<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alternately titled &#8211; Why I hate April Fool&#8217;s. Full of awesome stuff you just can&#8217;t buy. For the original post, head over to ThinkGeek\u00a0&#8211; and since you&#8217;re over there anyway, buy lots of stuff. They got some nifty things on that site *looks side-eye at my credit card statement* &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[92],"tags":[173,171,172,105,170],"class_list":["post-652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dani-around-the-web","tag-april-fools","tag-klingon","tag-rosetta-stone","tag-star-trek","tag-think-geek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.romanticgeekgirl.com\/dani\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.romanticgeekgirl.com\/dani\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.romanticgeekgirl.com\/dani\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.romanticgeekgirl.com\/dani\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.romanticgeekgirl.com\/dani\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=652"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.romanticgeekgirl.com\/dani\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":655,"href":"https:\/\/www.romanticgeekgirl.com\/dani\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652\/revisions\/655"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.romanticgeekgirl.com\/dani\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.romanticgeekgirl.com\/dani\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.romanticgeekgirl.com\/dani\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}